Weird Al Yankovic "White & Nerdy"

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinkin
I'm so White N' nerdy

Think I'm just to white n' nerdy
Think I'm just to white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm white n' nerdy
Think I'm just to white n' nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
We reall white n' nerdy

First time in class at MRT
Got skills I'm a
Champion of DND
I'm Ceatre that's
my favourite NMC
Keep your 40 at trust
had a girl that's over 18
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find a dare quite stationary
All of my action figures
and cherries
I got Steven Hawkings in my library
My space is totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo i got pie out of thousand places
I don't got grills but I still wear braces
I order all my sandwiches with mayonaise
I'm a wizz at minesweeper I can play for dayz
Once you see my sweet moves your gonna think im moving so fast it's a place with blaze
Yes I got a killer rap I havn't run
A past gal well I'm number 1
I play with calcules just for fun
I ain't got a get but I gotta sawterring gun
Happy days is my
favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of pingpong
I can ace any kind of quiz you bring on

They see me roll on, my sagway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm Just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see im white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gansters
Although it's apperant I'm too
White n' Nerdy
Think I'm just to white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

I've been growsin and spectin'
X-men comics you know I collect
There's a pen in my pocket
I've got to protect
all my eroginomic keyboard
Shoppin online for deals on
smartable media
I edit with the Pedia
I memorized the holy grail
Really well
I can resite it right now have you
ROTFLOL
I got a buisness doing websites
A kovo do they call
I do HTML do for them all
Even make a homepage for my dog!
Got myself a fanny pack
they were havin sales at the GAP
It was nice with a roll up
bubble wrap
I hope no one sees my-
Gettin' freaky!

I gettin nerdy and extremely whiter than sour cream
I was in AIV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
The only question that
was very hard
do I like her hard
or do I like McCard?
I spend every weekend
at the renissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their rice cuz
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white and Nerdy
Just because I'm white an' Nerdy
All because I'm white n' Nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' Nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' Nerdy
Think I'm just to white n' nerdy
Think I'm just to white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' Nerdy
Look at my I'm white n' Nerdy!


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